When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
I physically cannot
WRONG PARAMEDIC, OH LORD
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
#it’s raining villains
I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?
i love you
“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN EXISTANCE
I live a Darcy appreciation life.
she’s so proud she tazed a god
Hey, if I took the God of Thunder down with a tazer, I’d put that shit on my resume. “I have bested the Norse God of Thunder in electricity-based single combat. I qualify for ALL THE THINGS.”
We should all strive to be a little like Darcy.
I think the best part of this is that Thor would totally back her up on it if someone called bullshit on her bragging. SHE HAD BESTED A CONFUSED AND DELIRIOUS NORSE GOD TO PROTECT HERSELF AND HER FRIENDS, THIS WONDERFUL MIDGARDIAN GIRL DESERVES EVER BIT OF CREDIT
The crest of Tumblr.
This. Is. So. Damn. Cool.
I AM GETTING THIS TATTOOED!
always reblog because i own this tee
Ok, so I just realized:courage, bravery, and danger.
Because they’re in contact with the Devil.Because they do amazing things like save the world but refuse to give loyalty and trust to people who don’t deserve it.
Because it’s full of people who are intelligent, but not necessarily heroes.
Because everyone is important.
and the “Not all who wander are lost” is a perfect fit too, because normally there would be “Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus”, wich kinda reminds me of Smaug, sleeping under his piles of gold… :)
my hand slipped and i added a legitimate reason on why SPN could be Slytherin in a lovely shade of bold
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE
leaving home is always hard
That was beautiful.
it’s also pretty hard to escape from hell
That wasn’t as beautiful.
not if an angel pulls you out
Hear comes the Supernatural fandom making their entrance.
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
Can we please make this happen some how?
#he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
Guys, you realise our moon does have a name, right? Our moon’s name is Luna.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all year
I’ve been waiting for superwhovengerslock all my life.
IT GOT BETTER
The Boy Who Lived